Sex Change Lamentation

I miss my cock! It ruled for sticking in girls. No longer do I want to hack the photobuckets of strange women. No longer do I crave just a peek at the bare breasts kept locked inside digital armoires. The Sex and the City movie wasn't even that good! Basically just a really long, OK episode of the show! I chopped down one of the mightiest redwoods in the history of flesh to better enjoy that? And now I won't understand the Hulk movie. And what if my car breaks down?!??!?! Fuck, I'm gonna have to blow some guy so he'll fix it now. I mean, that's what all women do, right? I must've sucked 354 cocks in the last month ALONE. I mean, it's cool not paying for stuff but all the cocksucking. How do "real" women keep up with all dicks?!?!?!? I don't want 354 cocks anymore. I just want one! My old one! Or a black one.