August

August is the most beautiful man alive. We could quench the thirst of a thousand thirsty Somalians with all of the pussy juice he has inspired the secretion of. I wish I could wake up every single morning to this adonis teabagging me. I'd call it an English Breakfast.

CFD3

SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER 1936

ANAIS NINJA vs THE SPIES IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE

Trailer forthcoming.

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New Fxxxing Lion Shit

Check it out here.

The Chocolate Face Diaries Pt. 2

The Chocolate Face Diaries Pt. 1

Dennis Miller is so funny

I love Dennis Miller. He was so great in The Net and Monday Night Football. His jokes are as smart as I am too! We all know how it feels to hang around people who are intellectually inferior and can't hang with yr advanced joking techniques. It's like getting a handjob from Dostoevsky. Or maybe it's more like riding in the carpool lane with Zsa Zsa Gabor and Gorbachev. No no, it's like going to a Bread concert with Lech Kaczyński.

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The oldest gorilla ever died on my 2nd birthday.